Mar 25, 2011

Temptation Island Remake: Love Em or Hate Em

Heart Evangelsita, Solenn Heussaff, Lovie Poe and Marian Rivera in
Andi Manzano, Carla Abellana and Angelica Panganiban Out...




and the New Biys Paulo Avelino, Tom Rodriguez and Aljur Abrenica in
Jake Cuenca and Zanjoe Merudo OUT



FAMOUS LINES:

"You're a beech!"

"You're a double-beech!"

"You're a crook (she pronounced it kruk). I can tell by your big brown eyes..."

"What are bitches for but to bitch around with other bitches?"

"Wala tayong pagkain. Wala tayong tubig. Wala tayong kuryente. Eh di magsayaw tayo!"

"Everybody needs a shipwreck once in a while."

"Parang kailan lang sumusubo ako ng pagkasarap-sarap na hotdog. But now, I could just DIE for a piece of fried chicken."

"I'm sexy, you're sexy. Why don't we do something...sehxxxxxxyyyyy."
Remember mahirap i-achieve ang golden tan.

Hay kagabi, compose na compose byuti ko. Ngayon nagdi-decompose na!

It’s Miss Manila Sunshine, not Miss Manila Sunstroke.

Minsan ka lang naging survivor, komunista ka na.

Mas importante pa ba ang budget kaysa birthday ko?

Maraming klaseng puta: bigtime at small time.

Everybody needs a shipwreck once in a while

…and, trust me, there are more. The lines are best delivered in a contrived Taglish and defiant of appropriate translation.












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