photo of the day: sexy Alden Richards

GMA's new boy next door tween Alden Richards is now shedding some skin..
Again thanks to Folded and Hung, ♥♥♥

feast your eyes..

Weekly Top 10 4/11/2012

1. Astronaut- Simple Plan (last week 2)

2. Turn me On- David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj

3. It will Rain - Bruno Mars (last week 1)

4. Sleazy- Ke$ha (last week 3)

5. T.H.E. the hardest ever- will i am feat Jenifer Lopez (last week 6)

6. Stronger (what doesn't kill you makes you stronger)- Kelly Clarkson


7. Give me all your luvin'- madonna feat. Nicki Minaj and Mia (new)




8. I won't give up- jason Mraz (last week 5)

9 You da one- Rihanna (last week 7)

10. Somebody That I Used to Know- gotye (new)

hey there, Delilah

Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty, yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true


Hey there Delilah don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely give this song another listen
Close your eyes, listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side


Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me


Hey there Delilah, I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl, someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good, we'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good


Hey there Delilah, I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away, I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall, we'd have it all
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me


A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
And we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way


Delilah I can promise you
That by the time that we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame


Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do


You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Vice Ganda Syndrome

i've read this commentary and i definitely agree to the author...sincere and timely
from http://definitelyfilipino.com/blog/2012/02/12/vice-ganda-syndrome/
by juanmandaraya

(PAUNAWA: WALANG INTENSYON NA SIRAAN ANG NABANGGIT NA PERSONALIDAD SA ARTIKULONG ITO. KAYA COOL LANG TAYO DAPAT)

VICE GANDA SYNDROME (bays-ganda-sindrowm)

- ugali o asal ng isang taong pilosopo; bagong sakit ng tao na sobrang advance kung sumagot at nakakayamot mangatwiran; lumilikha ng pansamantalang katalinuhan habang ginagawang mangmang ang kausap; sintomas ng isang taong mahirap kausapin na parang sinapian ng abogadong lulong sa pintura o barnis

Uso ang sakit na ‘to. Ewan ko ba. Parang ang ganda niyang ihanay sa makabagong asal nating mga Pinoy na sana mabura na. Hindi ko alam kung nakakatuwa ba o mas maraming pagkakataon na maiinis ka kasi ‘wala ka ng makausap na matino sa ngayon’.

Oo na. Sikat na ang taong ito sa ngayon dahil sa makabagong paraan nya ng pagpapatawa (o pamimilosopo, mas bagay ata yun), kasabay ng bagong alas na programa ng istasyon tuwing tanghali. Nung una kasi, parang ang cool at astig ng paraan niya. Sariwa eh. Mabenta talaga. At kahit sino pwedeng-pwede siyang gamitin, kasihodang anak ka ng senador. Mabilis na lumaganap na parang may bagong uso na hindi ka dapat mahuli, at may kalalagyan ka pag nagkataon. Magmumukha kang tanga sa piling ng mga taong sinapian ng abogadong panis.

Simula ng maging bukambibig ng mga Pinoy ang ganung klaseng pagsagot sa naapaakaaasssimmpleenggg tanong na kung bakit kelangan pang barahin ka at ipamukha sa’yo na “sana hindi ka na lang nagtanong”, wala nang makausap na matino ngayon. Mano bang tanungin mo ng “Andito ba si Juan?” na awtomatikong babatuhin ka ng hindi malamang eksplanasyon at pagpapanggap na ewan ko ba kung bakit ganito ang isasagot sa’yo: “Ay andito siya, katabi ko… Kita mo ‘di ba? Eto siya…” kasabay ng tawanan na para bang umutot ka na may tono at bagay na gawing message alert tone. Wala na. Nagkaisa na ang mga utak nila na sa mga oras na ‘yon, opisyal ka ng nagmukhang tanga. Na kung may lakas loob ka namang maghiganti ay ganito sana ang isasagot mo pero may utak ka kaya napigilan mo ang sarili mo kasi mababaw naman ang kausap mo: “Itatanong ko ba kung andito?”.

Ang galing sana ng ganung sistema ng paguusap lalo na sa mga oras na biruan. Normal yun. Yung mga pagkakataon na ‘out of nowhere’ ang joke tapos hagalpak sa tawa ang ilan, at yung iba ay hindi mo alam kung natatawa ba o naiiyak. Napagkaisahan ka na, kaya huli na. Gustuhin mo mang bumawi, nauna ka ng nabigyan ng medalya ng pagiging ‘tanga mo naman’. Katakot-takot na panlalait na ang ibabato sa’yo, s-a-m-a-n-t-a-l-a-n-g normal naman ang ganung klase ng pagtatanong. Wala pang naipapasang batas na bawal magtanong ng katangahan ang isang tanga. Freedom of speech, meron. Hindi mo masisisi ang isang tao kung magtanong siya ng isang simpleng tanong na may kalakip na obvious na sagot. Ibig lang sabihin, kinakausap ka niya. Hindi siya naghahanap ng away.

Heto ang ilan sa mga hindi kaaya-ayang pananaw ng ilan sa isang usapan:

LALAKE KARARATING LANG NG OPISINA

LALAKE 1: P’RE! KARARATING MO LANG?
LALAKE 2: AY HINDI! KANINA PA. ‘DI MO BA KO NAPANSIN?

BABAE MAY KAUSAP SA TELEPONO:

BABAE 1: HELLO, SINO PO SILA?
BABAE 2: ANDIYAN PO BA SI ALING BABAE??
BABAE 1: AY ANDITO HO, GUSTO NYO PO BANG MAKAUSAP??
BABAE 2: AY HINDI, WAG NA, KAYA NGA HINAHANAP KO SIYA KASI SAYANG YUNG TELEPONO NAMIN KUNG HINDI RIN MAGAGAMIT. SALAMAT HA?

BATA KUMAKAIN NG ICE CREAM:

BATA 1: WOW ICE CREAM! SAN MO NABILI YAN?
BATA 2: DIYAN LANG SA HARDWARE. BILISAN MO KASI MAGSASARA NA SILA!

SENIOR CITIZEN PUMASOK SA ISANG FASTFOOD:

SERVICE CREW: GOOD MORNING MAM, KAKAIN PO BA SILA?
SENIOR CITIZEN: AY IHO HINDI! LALANGHAP LANG AKO NG OXYGEN DITO KASI BALITA KO OK DAW DITO.

Tinamaan ng lintek.

Sino ba naman ang gaganahang makipagusap sa may sapak ng abogadong panis? Hindi ba niya alam na minsan, yun ang paraan ng isang tao para magbukas ng isang magandang usapan? Paano ka pa makikipagtsismisan hanggang hapon kung sa unang lay-up mo pa lang ay supalpal ka na? Simpleng tanong, simpleng sagot. Hindi naman tayo araw-araw kasali sa Miss Universe para pahabain pa ang simpleng sagot. Wala din namang gustong magkaron ng away. Lahat tayo gusto bumenta ang bawat joke na bibitawan naten, pero anak ng abogadong lulong sa toothpaste, ‘wag naman yung panay-panay ang banat. ‘Wag ka na magtaka kung minsan masabihan ka ng ‘nakakabadtrip naman ‘to’ o ‘P*&^%$# ka ang ayos ng tanong ko ah!’. Tapos sa huli, ikaw pa maiinis. Walangya talaga.

May tamang timeslot ang biruan. May timing. At dapat pasok sa budget. Sa tuwing makakarinig nga tayo ng laos na joke, hindi na nakakatawa di ba? Gasgas na kasi. Hindi na magandang padaanin sa eardrum. Pare-pareho lang kayong mababadtrip at nagmukhang tanga. Bida ka sa harap ng mga tumatawa, pero isusumpa ka naman ng binara mo. At paghandaan mo ang oras na ikaw naman ang mabibiktima, dahil baka sa oras na ikaw naman ang masupalpal, magreklamo ka na agad sa Imbestigador. Kwits lang.

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Weekly Top 10 02/04/2012

1. It will rain - Bruno Mars (last week 1)

2. Astronaut- Simple Plan (last week 5)

3. Sleazy- Ke$ha- (last week 4)

4. Turn me on- David Gueta feat. Nicki Minaj (last week 9)


5. I won't give up- Jason Mraz (last week 2)

6. THE (the hardest ever) - Will I am feat Jenifer Lopez and Mick Jagger (last week  7)

7. You da one - Rihanna (last week 3)

8. Domino- Jessie J (last week 6)

9. Stronger (what doesn't kill you)- Kelly Clarkson (new)

10. Marry the Night -lady gaga (last week 10)

shining star

The way you look at me
The way you touch me
The fire are in your eyes
(I swear) Makes me shivers inside
There's nothing I can do about it
'Cause nothing seems so truth
When I'm beside you
And my dream
Of all thing is all in my hand
Naked, perfect, so beautiful
You turn me up and down
I was spinning round and round
You never get enough, baby you don't
You're a shining star


The way you look at me
The way you touch me
The fire are in your eyes
(I swear) Makes me shivers inside
There's nothing I can do about it
You're my soulmate, my summer and my faith
You fill me up with love
Your kisses are better than wine
There's nothing I want more than you, girl

Photo of the Day: The Queen is back

 

Once again she had proven that sh is still the Queen
watch the video feat Nicki Minaj , Mia and LMFAO
Superbowl2012

Photo of the Day: David Beckham Butt Naked

One of our most recent visitors, Mr Posh Spice...Ultimate Demi-God and his' naked Glory

I know you all wanna go down to Brooklyn :)

almost 2 decades and still oozing with hotness. Victoria i still hate you bitch!!!

Photo(s) of the day Chord Overstreet: Blond Favorite

this cutie still reminds of Justin of Queer as Folk... way hotter of course...
Heard he's back in glee...

I hope he sings no more Bieber songs :)

More of Him shirtless?....

Weekly Top 10 01/28/2012

1. It will Rain - Bruno Mars (last week 1)

2. I won't Give up- Jason Mrazx (last week 4)

3.you da one- rihanna- last week 2

4. Sleazy - Ke$ha (last week 5)

5. astronaut- Simple Plan (last week 7)

6. Domino- jessie J (last week 3)

7. THE (the hardest ever)- Will.i.am feat Jennifer Lopez (last week 10)

8. The one that got away - Jenifer Lopez (last week 8)

9. Turn me on- David Gueta feat Nicki Minaj (new)

10. marry the night- Lady gaga (last week 6)