1. Langgam – Whe you find yourself praying: “Sige na Lord, kahit sino na, basta mabait…”
2. Maomao – Before you used to get a massage to relax your muscles, now you get a massage because it’s the only chance you get to have a man’s hands on your body.
3. RC and Cess – Kapag kinukupkop ka na ng kapatid mo na tumira na lang sa kanila at alagaan ang mga pamangkin mo.
4. Tonsky – If your idea of a busy weekend is Tai Chi in Luneta then taking care of your nephews after.
5. DontCurseMe – If you live with your 3 old maid aunts.
6. Lonely Seagirl – When you say, “I have a date tonight”, you actually mean you’re watching a movie with relatives.
7. No name – When you say, “my kids”, you’re referring to your potted plants.
8. Ms. Vain – Pag mahilig ka na sa ube. (CHICO: Hey! Ube happens to be my favorite ice cream flavor! Hmph.)
9. Jonathan - If you’re on the MRT and you start shouting: “Manghihipo! Manghihipo!” And when the guys says: “Hindi naman kita hinihipuan ah!” You say: “Eto naman, para nagsu-suggest lang!”
10. Eylek – If for Christmas you get the following gifts: cross stitch, rocking chair, balabal.
11. No name – Kung may nahanap kang expiry date sa poocheech mo.
12. Myuki – If you tell yourself: “Meron naman vibra mode…”
13. Maomao – If you plan for the future with only yourself in mind.
14. Abernathy – If people start asking: “Are you sure you’re not lesbian?”
15. Urduja – If you say stuff like: “I like children, as long as they’re not mine.”
16. Incognito/Lolo Ben – If you graduate from Singles For Christ, to Handmaids of the Lord.
17. Hopeless Jec – Kapag ang mga pinapa-date sa iyo ng mga kaibigan mo, kundi biyudo, hiwalay sa asawa.
18. Astroboy – When kisses from men start feeling like charity.
19. PC Konek – If the only person who tells you to, “spread ‘em”, is your OB-GYN.
20. Jockaz – Pag niyayaya ka na ng mga amiga ng nanay mo na sumali sa ballroom dancing nila.
21. Tinidor de Libro – If the beneficiaries of all your insurance policies are always your nieces and nephews.
22. Draco’s Biatch – Pag nagi-ipon ka na ng tupperware at bedsheet.
23. Javipot – You’re single but they stop calling you during the bouquet toss.
24. Gooey Kablooey – If all your dates say: “Kumusta na PO kayo…”
25. Garfield – You say stuff like: “I don’t need a man to make me happy.”
26. Loi Pogi – After a date, yung guy imbes na nagki-kiss, nagma-mano!
27. No name – If your sister gets you as her “Old Maid of Honor” on her wedding.
28. Billie – You start naming your cats the names you were reserving for your future kids.
crdits from chico garcia's site: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/
2. Maomao – Before you used to get a massage to relax your muscles, now you get a massage because it’s the only chance you get to have a man’s hands on your body.
3. RC and Cess – Kapag kinukupkop ka na ng kapatid mo na tumira na lang sa kanila at alagaan ang mga pamangkin mo.
4. Tonsky – If your idea of a busy weekend is Tai Chi in Luneta then taking care of your nephews after.
5. DontCurseMe – If you live with your 3 old maid aunts.
6. Lonely Seagirl – When you say, “I have a date tonight”, you actually mean you’re watching a movie with relatives.
7. No name – When you say, “my kids”, you’re referring to your potted plants.
8. Ms. Vain – Pag mahilig ka na sa ube. (CHICO: Hey! Ube happens to be my favorite ice cream flavor! Hmph.)
9. Jonathan - If you’re on the MRT and you start shouting: “Manghihipo! Manghihipo!” And when the guys says: “Hindi naman kita hinihipuan ah!” You say: “Eto naman, para nagsu-suggest lang!”
10. Eylek – If for Christmas you get the following gifts: cross stitch, rocking chair, balabal.
11. No name – Kung may nahanap kang expiry date sa poocheech mo.
12. Myuki – If you tell yourself: “Meron naman vibra mode…”
13. Maomao – If you plan for the future with only yourself in mind.
14. Abernathy – If people start asking: “Are you sure you’re not lesbian?”
15. Urduja – If you say stuff like: “I like children, as long as they’re not mine.”
16. Incognito/Lolo Ben – If you graduate from Singles For Christ, to Handmaids of the Lord.
17. Hopeless Jec – Kapag ang mga pinapa-date sa iyo ng mga kaibigan mo, kundi biyudo, hiwalay sa asawa.
18. Astroboy – When kisses from men start feeling like charity.
19. PC Konek – If the only person who tells you to, “spread ‘em”, is your OB-GYN.
20. Jockaz – Pag niyayaya ka na ng mga amiga ng nanay mo na sumali sa ballroom dancing nila.
21. Tinidor de Libro – If the beneficiaries of all your insurance policies are always your nieces and nephews.
22. Draco’s Biatch – Pag nagi-ipon ka na ng tupperware at bedsheet.
23. Javipot – You’re single but they stop calling you during the bouquet toss.
24. Gooey Kablooey – If all your dates say: “Kumusta na PO kayo…”
25. Garfield – You say stuff like: “I don’t need a man to make me happy.”
26. Loi Pogi – After a date, yung guy imbes na nagki-kiss, nagma-mano!
27. No name – If your sister gets you as her “Old Maid of Honor” on her wedding.
28. Billie – You start naming your cats the names you were reserving for your future kids.
crdits from chico garcia's site: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/
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